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Catt's books

Boneshaker
Dreadnought
Four and Twenty Blackbirds
Bloodshot
Clementine
Wings to the Kingdom
Not Flesh Nor Feathers
Hellbent
Fathom
Those Who Went Remain There Still
Dreadful Skin
The Living Dead 2
The Thackery T. Lambshead Cabinet of Curiosities: Exhibits, Oddities, Images, and Stories from Top Authors and Artists
Bewere the Night
Ganymede
The Inexplicables
Dead Witch Walking
The Good, the Bad, and the Undead
Every Which Way But Dead
A Fistful of Charms


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So, ah, I believe there was mention of a package?

Heeeeee!

AHAHAHAHAHA! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE, FINALLY, MIIIIIIIIIIIINE! I mean, um. How delightful to acquire it after all this time. *cough* ANYWAY. I had planned to post sooner, but I spent most of the weekend gleeing over him, and his tiny, awesome weaponry.

Somebody […]

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HOLY SHIT, YOU GUYS.

IT IS MOVING AT VAMPIRE SPEEDS. WHICH IS FITTING BECAUSE THERE IS A VAMPIRE IN THE PACKAGE. OH MY GOD HE COULD COME TODAY IS THE MAIL HERE YET WHERE IS THE MAIL I WILL UPDATE WHEN THE MAIL COMES WHERE IS THE GODDAMN CARRIER HOLY SHIT.

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Oh, my god. SD Plush Gandalf. The cuteness, it buuuuuuuuuuurns. I. I’m going to have to own that. Oh, my god.

And Legolas! Frodo! EVEN THE ORC IS ADORABLE.

Dear Sideshow, Please to be doing a plush Boromir now. Omigodiloveyoustoptakingmymonies, Catt

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Whee! I won an auction for a Sideshow Faramir! I really thought I was going to get outbid: the damn thing was at my bid limit for the last 30 hours, and I went to bed early with a headache and was fully expecting to log in to an outbid notice, but no! Fara, he […]

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Someone is selling a nude Sideshow Legolas with a broken foot. Because…Legolas is so…useful…and cool…and so very, very Legolas…with…none of his shit? I….what?

The sad part is, he is so ridiculously cheap that I actually find it tempting. *facepalm*

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So I’ve been having so much fun lately. Seriously, you’re probably doing yourself a favor by not clicking. Being a girl is just…the entire X chromosome can just go fuck itself, okay?

Aaaaaaaand I just logged out of Gmail. *headdesk* Now I get to log back in so that I might eventually post this. Urgh. […]

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Lalalalalala. I submitted a question to “Ask Sideshow!” With my luck, even if they do answer it, it’d be on their podcast, where I will never know, because dial up + podcasts = angry, angry enemies.

Which kind of begs the question, “why’d you even ask anything, then?” And I say, “Because I want a […]

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As of yesterday afternoon, my package had been processed through a sort facility in NJ. It could actually arrive today. I hope it does. I want to seeeeeeeeee her. There were pictures with the listing, but I want to see her in person. Dammit.

Rumor has it Joanna Krupa has been paired with Derek for […]

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So, um. Exactly which of my organs will fetch $200? I ask only because I am in love, and that is the amount Tonner is ransoming my dearest at. So. Pretty.

I’ll be honest, most of the Re-Imagination Collection kind of creeps me out (slutty fairy tales and…a sinister circus. Because regular circuses aren’t creepy […]

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GODDAMMIT, SIDESHOW.

I HAVE A LIST, OKAY, AND IT IS LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS SHIT ON ME. IT DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING LOOK LIKE ROBERT ENGLUND, BUT IT’S FREDDY AND IT’S AWESOME AND FUCK AND ALSO YOU.

Dammit. You’re going at the end of the goddamn list. After the ones I’m still on the […]