dancing Queen

The Aoi — Tue, 31 Aug 2010 15:28:01 +0000

Okay, I know I’ve commented on the sheer reality-bending, mind-melting wonder of Christina Hendrick’s breasts in the past, but, um. Baby done hit a whole new level.

Fuck Victoria's Secret, I want to know Christina's.

What the hell does she wear under her gowns? Because I’m a busty girl with a pretty good bra, but I don’t know how you manage to alter gravity like that without some steel girders and a couple of doodads stolen from the Enterprise, all of which you would be able to see with a gown that fitted and delicate. Maybe she owns stock in a high-tech corset company from the future.

Whatever it is, may I just say, “Thank you.” And also, “I want one.”

The Aoi — Wed, 25 Aug 2010 13:59:12 +0000

Its funny, I hadn’t even realized that the St John’s Wort was also helping my anxiety (I guess its depression-related?). And then I lost track of how many pills were left in the bottle, and so didn’t realize I needed to order more until there were only two left, and I completely ran out sometimes last week and the fucking company only YESTERDAY processed my fucking order and guess who’s been on the mopey weepy train the last four days?

I had actually forgotten about the stupid, anxious stomach knots that I had been starting to have nearly every. fucking. day. Right up until this morning. When they moved back in.

And now my stomach’s a big achy ball of sick and my throat’s so closed up from the idea of tears that it fucking hurts and I was living like this. Constantly. And I know its only been like, a couple months away from it, but I honestly can’t remember how to do this anymore. I always kind of thought of myself as a pathetic loser, but I’m starting to think I was a superwoman for ever getting out of fucking bed.

The Aoi — Thu, 19 Aug 2010 06:10:06 +0000

Hmm. I have some mixed feelings about this. On the one hand, I liked Jumper, and exploring it a little more deeply, going a little dark, could be cool.

On the other hand, I have Hayden Christensen issues, and frankly, if we’re going to be doing sequels to people-with-powers movies that didn’t perform as well as hoped, I’d really rather we went with Push.

Yeah, I know, I’m not holding my breath for that.

The real deciding factor for me on “Jumper 2″ might be the presence, or lack thereof, of Sam Jackson. I can’t for the life of me remember if his character died or not, but Samuel L. Fucking Jackson could make the difference between “uncertain” and “yeah, I’ll watch it” for me.

The Aoi — Sun, 08 Aug 2010 14:26:48 +0000

I can’t figure out the deal with Li’s appetite in Darker than Black. Until other characters started being all “oooo you don’t have a payment, oooo, weeeeiiiird,” I thought that consuming mass quantities WAS his payment. I mean, the amount of food he eats is so huge and unnatural that everyone comments on it, people just in the same location who have never even seen him before notice and comment on it. But its not his payment? Weh? That is either the weirdest translation gaffe ever, or the show’s creators are morons who thought it would be awesome to create a character trait that doubled as a plot hole. That they could then slam our heads into every fricking episode.

Other than that, I’m kind of enjoying it. I think. Needs less possessed talking cat, and more Li/Water Doll boning. Or, y’know. Any. Definitely less possessed talking cat, though.

I am seriously considering taking a nap. I nearly always regret naps, because I tend to wake up feeling physically ill, but I just feel so run down that I think I might do it, anyway.

The Aoi — Thu, 05 Aug 2010 08:44:43 +0000

Its funny how a friend’s good news can make you really happy for them…and also make you want to cry.

Doesn’t make you feel like a crazy douchebag at all.

The Aoi — Wed, 04 Aug 2010 12:53:28 +0000

Apparently, in Strangetown, Thelma and Louise drive the carpool.

Don't worry, guys, I know a shortcut!

I am far too amused by the Sims, sometimes. The fact that I need to sleep may have something to do with it, as well. Maybe. Possibly. I’m not sayin’, I’m just sayin’.

The Aoi — Tue, 03 Aug 2010 07:54:50 +0000

I am currently experiencing a bout of my Epic Death Period. I had been lulled into a false sense of security by months of normal, or light, or even barely-existent periods, and then BAM! Femininity fucks me in the ass again. It really faked me out this time, too, because it started out like a fairly normal period, and then suddenly morphed into a fucking cut scene from an amateur torture porn during the night.

The really sad thing is, so far, its better than the previous Epic Death Periods. Less chunkage, fewer rivers of blood cascading down the legs. This could all change in the morning, and probably will, which may be part of why I seem to be putting off sleep, despite feeling tired and run-down pretty much since I woke up. (Funny how loss of iron will do that.)

I’ll probably toddle off soon, anyway. Maybe I’ll do some laundry tomorrow, too. EDPs tend to make a body go through the panties pretty quickly. So. Awesome.

The Aoi — Wed, 28 Jul 2010 12:10:44 +0000

So you know that rule, about how if it exists, there’s porn of it? Can this should count towards that? Because Mel and I joked about Pyramidhead porn once, and it was actually pretty funny as long as you ignore the fact that someone somewhere probably wrote a serious fic containing everything we joked about, but if cosplay pics can count as the porn, that would be fantastic.

And I’m not just saying that because its Adrianne Curry. Really. Hush. ADRIIIII! ♥♥

The Aoi — Tue, 27 Jul 2010 08:57:31 +0000

JAAAAAAYNE COOOOOOOOBB! WITH THE HAT HIS MAMA MADE HIM, EVEN. Although, from the looks of it, the hat will be sold separately, much like Mal’s coat (yeah, I don’t get that one, either). God, I want him. The odds are not for getting him, though, seeing as Mal and his coat have already claimed Christmas, and I’ve been pining for Zoe since they announced the Firefly line, and there’s that little problem of Tonners being wallet-rapers.

*sighs* Where’s a girl’s fairy godmother when she needs her, man?

The Aoi — Fri, 23 Jul 2010 06:00:12 +0000

So, this is currently the Yahoo! homepage:

Someone please explain to me, IN EXACTLY WHAT RABBIT-HOLE HELL UNIVERSE IS THIS EVEN IN THE SAME ROOM AS NEWS?