dancing Queen

My face hurts. And I miss Melly. And the maternal unit. And an army of fuckwads are coming to see the house between 5 and 8 tonight.

On the upside, skin me… is all [...]

There is no good reason for me to like Surf Girls. There isn’t.

………wet slinky girls in bikinis is not a good [...]

Michael: I’ll stop talking now if you want
Catt: nah, its cool. if you do that, i’ll start doing scary things like popstar layouts and composing Ruben/Lance porn in my head
Michael: *brain melts*
Catt: *lol*
Michael: *dead mikey*
Catt:
Michael: *ghost mikey* Ruben bad.
Catt: *tiny voice* i like ruben, he’s cool
Michael: sorry it was the thought of [...]

You are Cypher, from “The Matrix.”Selfish, disllusioned, you are misguided at times.You deviate from the “right” path.

What Matrix Persona Are You? brought to you [...]

Only one more episode after tonight, and then we can all sit back and erase the horror from our minds.

……………this is going to blow so many diseased [...]

Watched Catch Me If You Can last night with my mom. It was pretty good. Abagnale had balls of steel, yo. And. Genuis of a very strange kind. Which is the kind of genuis I like most, anyways.

Hm. Anyway. Got bored, went here, took the Are You a [...]

I’m trying to tell myself that soft pretzels are not an acceptable dinner, but myself doesn’t seem to be listening.

sounds like brian littrell, “one last [...]

My face feels like there’s a lining of venomous puss between my skin and my skull, with strategically-placed balloons that just randomly inflate and deflate.

Sinuses eat serious [...]

On the one hand, this isn’t wrong. On the other….LOSS IS NOT AN EMOTION! You dumb fuck.

You are Loss.

Your life defines tragedy. You have experiencedgreat hardships on an unimaginable scale and ithas jaded your view of life.

What Emotion Are You?
brought to you [...]

Two more episodes and Buffy is over.

It pains me that I’m grateful [...]