dancing Queen

So, last night I managed to catch the U2/Green Day collaboration on ESPN. I did miss part of “September,” but I saw the rest of the medley (WMUWSE became The Saints are Coming became Beautiful Day). It was really pretty cool, despite the sheer strangeness of seeing those two bands together, and the fact [...]

So, apparently my pirate name is Jolly Rose. Taking the “jolly” as it would be in “jolly roger” (ie, death head grin), I’m really pretty okay with that. Its kind of pretty and menacing all at once.

Man, V is not finding the backdoor to the pantry AT ALL. Which is especially vexing, since [...]

Usually, I am not very girly. I don’t like shopping, I hate makeup, my hair is ubershort because honestly, I just can’t be assed to do anything with it. And shoes? Forget it, man. There is no godly reason for a human being to ever have more than six pairs at a [...]

Do you think Brad Pitt realizes what an egotistical asshat this makes him look like? Like the people who are against it are suddenly going to stand up and go “Oh no, Schmuck McDouchebag refuses to wed Sexy O’Philanthropist until we approve gay marriage! This changes my entire belief system!” Excuse my flashback, [...]

You know you’re doing well when you find yourself deleting posts just because you can’t deal with the idea of your weepy, [...]

Y’know, I didn’t really care when Ashlee Simpson got her nose job (I think she looks cute with both noses). And I never really understood the criticism that it somehow made her look more like Jessica (because…really, have you SEEN Jessica’s profile? She does not have the perfect little slope that Ashlee paid for, [...]

VOTE FOR DAVID!

Because not only is he eye-candy with a delicious voice, but he has talent coming out the yin-yang. [...]

“As public figures, we should allow our pictures to be taken. If we crash our cars when we’re drunk, it serves us right. People should scold us,” the 52-year-old actor said. “But for a girl to be photographed when she’s in a changing room, such a private place, is despicable behavior.”

Jackie Chan is [...]

If You Were Born in 2893…

Your Name Would Be: Pant Aoi

And You Would Be: A Cyborg

If You Were Born [...]

Having listened to the preview, I think that I will not be pre-ordering FSLS. I’m thinking I’ll get it someplace cheap. Or used. Or both.

Just. Eh. Not feeling it. But needs must support my boys, so.

Am tired, and kind of hungry. I think that I will make my bed, [...]