dancing Queen

So apparently not only is our local T.G.I.Friday’s not equipped to accept the company’s “Give Me More Stripes” cards, but their receipts don’t even print with the required information for you to go online and get your points that way. I’m so glad I signed up now. *twitch*

I need to wash my hair. [...]

Christian Kane. And Noa Tishby. Fighting. In undershirts. Wet. UNF.

Oh, my god, I love Leverage. *slides out of chair onto floor* [...]

My Tonner arrived yesterday! Yay! She’s Wardrobe Susan, from the Narnia movies. She’s prettier than she looks in the official site pictures, I swear. I also got her nude, because…ew, that outfit. And because it was like, half the price. And because the outfit that I really want for her [...]

As of yesterday afternoon, my package had been processed through a sort facility in NJ. It could actually arrive today. I hope it does. I want to seeeeeeeeee her. There were pictures with the listing, but I want to see her in person. Dammit.

Rumor has it Joanna Krupa has been paired [...]

So! My Tonner has shipped. I am way too excited about her impending arrival and seeing her in person. Part of me is all, “You have paid for her and she is shipped! She is yours! Surely her identity can be revealed, now!” And then the paranoid part of me [...]

Just in case I didn’t love Adrianne Curry enough, it turns out she’s a Star Wars nerd. Even better — she’s a Star Wars cosplay nerd.

Oh, Adri. How’d you get [...]

It occurred to me that some people may be unfortunate enough to have no knowledge of the lovely lady I mentioned yesterday, and that this would, in fact, be a just cause to post an image of her. So, from her Playboy shoot:

CAN YOU MAYBE SEE WHY I’M EXCITED? PLEASE GOD, A SAMBA. [...]

HOLY SHIT YOU GUYS JOANNA KRUPA IS GONNA BE ON DANCING THIS YEAR. I’M GOING TO HAVE TO SCHEDULE MID-SHOW PANTY CHANGES.

*crosses fingers and toes* Please pair her with Tony. Please pair her with Tony. Please pair her [...]

There’s a woman on “Obsessed” who’s sitting there with a cigarette in her hand worrying about what’s in her food. Really? I mean, I know OCD does not follow normal Earth logic, but…really? You’re so worried about what have been used to make something that you can’t eat most foods, and yet you [...]