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Permalink Your Viking Name is…
Ketilríðr Goatcrusher
(Well, actually, that wouldn’t really be your name — since you’re female, your name would be something like “Ketilríðr Björnsdottir”. But this is the twenty-first century, and you want to be known for who you are, not for who your father was, right? Right.)
Your Viking Personality: You’re a fearsome Viking, but you aren’t completely uncivilized. The other Vikings make fun of you for that. You have a thirst for battle — unfortunately, you’re not terribly good at it. You probably know which end of a sword to hold, but you’re not a fearsome fighter by any stretch of the imagination.
A long sea voyage aboard a Viking longboat would be difficult for you, but you might be able to manage it. Other Vikings would consider you “one of the guys” if you were a guy. (But even though you’re a woman, they still think you’re all right.)
You have a fairly pragmatic attitude towards life, and tend not to expend effort in areas where it would be wasted. Other people tend to think of you as manipulative and conniving.
Find your Viking Name!
Permalink One day I’m going to get my hands on the September ’02 Blender with Michelle Branch on the cover. I saw it once on eBay, but the seller was asking like, $25 for it, and, ah, no. Except now I wish I’d gotten it anyway, because no one ever wants to part with the fucker. Whenever it shows up, its always the Mandy Moore or Paulina Rubio covers.
With my luck, if I do find it again, folks will be asking $30, and then I’ll just have to beat my head against the wall until the pain stops. And also, not get it, because AAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHANO.
But I live in hope. Or possibly delusion. ….its probably delusion.
Permalink It is snowing like a bitch outside. I should be using this opportunity to work on the rest of the Christmas cookies. Instead I’m fucking around on Facebook and doing a lot of custom work in my head.
Can’t seem to get the engine going on actual physical work, but in my head? Busy busy busy. Among other things — somewhere I have a spare Kocoum, and I keep poking at it in my head, trying to figure out if his head could be repainted and put on another body to make a decent Saul Dustcircle.
Of course, I have to find him, first. But I’m aching to do a Jill Kismet, and Jill needs Saul, and Kocoum would save a lot of time and effort, there.
Not that I’m doing so good with any effort at all. And I’ve been having some problem with sealer tackiness. The fact that everybody fucking says “use a good sealer” and never goddamn makes any recommendations doesn’t help. GOT IT. QUALITY IS DESIRED. I NEVER WOULD HAVE GUESSED. THANKS FOR YOUR NO HELP WHATSOEVER.
*sighs* I really wonder why I bother sometimes.
Permalink Someone is selling a nude Sideshow Legolas with a broken foot. Because…Legolas is so…useful…and cool…and so very, very Legolas…with…none of his shit? I….what?
The sad part is, he is so ridiculously cheap that I actually find it tempting. *facepalm*
Permalink Hello, and welcome to my 1,100th post. The mind, she boggles.
Anyway.
I saw this nekkid Trinity resin statue on eBay, and…I don’t get it. I mean, kick-ass chick in vinyl and leather, Carrie-Anne Moss, porn — all good things. The Matrix…vastly overrated, but entertaining, so fine. I just feel like, if you have the hots for Trin, then the ridiculously-endowed hentai style of it will not be $250 worth of appealing to you, and if you are into that style, you can get your jollies elsewhere and for cheaper (because you know having “The Matrix” on it bumped up that price tag).
And yet, there is a bid on it, so clearly I am wrong, and people need to stop letting their genitals have their credit card numbers.
They should be like me, and let their ambitious fangirl sides have them instead. ¬_¬
Permalink It’s also great for those of us who enjoy two hours of nothing but shooting, hand-to-hand combat, and explosions. This definitely ain’t a chick flick.
Dude, its not that its not a chick flick. ITS THAT YOU KNOW THE WRONG CHICKS.
Seriously, there is so much awesome in GI Joe, and oh my god, that sentence actually hurts but its true. I will have Snake Eyes’ silent l33t ninja babies, and I will have them with pride. Also, do you know how rare it is to have an action movie where the girls are more badass than 90% of the males? It would be higher, but Duke’s pussy is so massive and so delicate that he is clearly a 14 year old girl on his first rag, and Ripcord is such an obnoxious lame-oid that I refuse to even count him as human. This is what happens when you take a borderline character and cast The Wayans No One Wants.
Y’wanna know how awesome it is? IT MADE ME LIKE SIENNA MILLER. IT MADE ME LIKE HER SO MUCH THAT I WANT A GODDAMN BARONESS DOLL. OH, THEY MAKE ONE. AND I WANT IT.
Permalink Wait…The Sun-Maid girl makeover is news? But…that shit happened months ago. I was watching ads with the CG Sun Maid during the summer. And that’s just the earliest that I’m sure of. HOW IS THIS NEWS NOW?
They should really have a link so that you can give feedback and tell them what slow dumbfucks they are.
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