I email idiots for money! Yes, folks, that’s right, for $2 a pop, now you too can have someone else email those painfully stupid fuckheads for you! Money orders, checks, and Paypal accepted.

Fu-uck me. Welcome to my life, please drive thru.

>So. Obsessed with Vin Diesel. Planning on renting The Iron Giant. Yes, I thought that would scare you. It scares me, too. Happily, my plot is being waylaid by a shitload of Pitch Black fic. Envision Vin-kun naked and sweaty? Why, I’d be delighted! Thank you so much!

Dude, I SOOOOOOOO have a plan for this place, a redesign, I know EXACTLY how I want it to look. Problem is, I’m going to have to settle for a really lame sort-of instead of the über-cool dead on. *sighs* What is this talent of which I hear so much…..

Oh, hey. My rosary came today. Everybody — SNOOPY DANCE!!! *Snoopy Dances*

sounds like morning musume, “love machine”