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So, ah, I believe there was mention of a package?
Heeeeee!
AHAHAHAHAHA! MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE, FINALLY, MIIIIIIIIIIIINE! I mean, um. How delightful to acquire it after all this time. *cough* ANYWAY. I had planned to post sooner, but I spent most of the weekend gleeing over him, and his tiny, awesome weaponry.
Somebody order the stake?
He also has a sword and an axe, but its the wrist stakes that really get me. So tiny! So awesome! So many tiny, awesome buckles! The only downside is that they are molded into the extended position, so if you want him to actually hold the sword or the axe, you would have to pull off half his clothes and entirely remove the things, and did I mention THE TINY, TINY BUCKLES ON DELICATE, TINY LEATHER STRAPS? I fear that if I removed them, I would never get them back on again. Mostly because they would tiny-ly, delicately, awesomely break all to hell.
I also love that despite the more mopey production pictures on the box, my Angel has apparently been hanging out with Nathan Fillion, because he’s caught a slight case of Smirky Bastard. Of course, given his welcome, who could blame him:
I SEE THAT HAND, MISTER! I AM ONTO YOU!
Yeah. We’ve, uh. We’ve been waiting for him for a while. And apparently Action Figure Angel was not cutting it in the meantime, because he got dropped like he was on fire. I blame the lack of articulation, and the fact that his clothes don’t come off, but his forearm does. Its…not really conductive for Special Cordy Playtime, y’know?
What? Do your dolls not have adult relationships? Pfft. Must be boring at your house.
