JAAAAAAYNE COOOOOOOOBB! WITH THE HAT HIS MAMA MADE HIM, EVEN. Although, from the looks of it, the hat will be sold separately, much like Mal’s coat (yeah, I don’t get that one, either). God, I want him. The odds are not for getting him, though, seeing as Mal and his coat have already claimed Christmas, and I’ve been pining for Zoe since they announced the Firefly line, and there’s that little problem of Tonners being wallet-rapers.

*sighs* Where’s a girl’s fairy godmother when she needs her, man?