Okay, I know I’ve commented on the sheer reality-bending, mind-melting wonder of Christina Hendrick’s breasts in the past, but, um. Baby done hit a whole new level.

Fuck Victoria's Secret, I want to know Christina's.

What the hell does she wear under her gowns? Because I’m a busty girl with a pretty good bra, but I don’t know how you manage to alter gravity like that without some steel girders and a couple of doodads stolen from the Enterprise, all of which you would be able to see with a gown that fitted and delicate. Maybe she owns stock in a high-tech corset company from the future.

Whatever it is, may I just say, “Thank you.” And also, “I want one.”