It’s also great for those of us who enjoy two hours of nothing but shooting, hand-to-hand combat, and explosions. This definitely ain’t a chick flick.

Dude, its not that its not a chick flick. ITS THAT YOU KNOW THE WRONG CHICKS.

Seriously, there is so much awesome in GI Joe, and oh my god, that sentence actually hurts but its true. I will have Snake Eyes’ silent l33t ninja babies, and I will have them with pride. Also, do you know how rare it is to have an action movie where the girls are more badass than 90% of the males? It would be higher, but Duke’s pussy is so massive and so delicate that he is clearly a 14 year old girl on his first rag, and Ripcord is such an obnoxious lame-oid that I refuse to even count him as human. This is what happens when you take a borderline character and cast The Wayans No One Wants.

Y’wanna know how awesome it is? IT MADE ME LIKE SIENNA MILLER. IT MADE ME LIKE HER SO MUCH THAT I WANT A GODDAMN BARONESS DOLL. OH, THEY MAKE ONE. AND I WANT IT.