Holy crow! You mean I don’t agree with the guy who thinks that women need strange men to make their decisions for them and that whether or not you deserve to be treated like a person depends entirely on what genitals you like to play with? THAT IS SO CRAZY!

I am shocked, I tell you. Shocked.

I actually am a little surprised by how high my % with Obama was, but given that I don’t know how to fix the goddamn economy either, and my biggest problem with him is that whole mandatory health insurance thing (if I could afford insurance, I would have it, but I can’t, and I don’t feel I should be penalized for that, but hey, the penalty is still more “affordable” than the insurance, so…there’s that, I guess?), I guess its not really that surprising.

Also not surprising? Being trapped indoors by Tropical Storm Sandy has made me so bored that I am taking fucking political quizzes. Shoot me, stuff me, mount me.