So, logged into my email this morning, got this:

My brain keeps looking at the fact that the headline on Bieber fainting is followed four lines later with a headline on Kelly Osbourne fainting and going, “heeee, proof he’s a giiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiirl.” I think the Tylenol PM I took when I went to bed is still having an effect on me.

……don’t get me wrong, Bieber’s totally a girl. My brain just doesn’t usually drag out syllables for shit it doesn’t even like. :p