So I’ve been having so much fun lately. Seriously, you’re probably doing yourself a favor by not clicking. Being a girl is just…the entire X chromosome can just go fuck itself, okay?

Aaaaaaaand I just logged out of Gmail. *headdesk* Now I get to log back in so that I might eventually post this. Urgh. I may need protein.

I also need to stop opening Sideshow emails, because no matter how much I skim, sooner or later I spy a goodie that wants to join the perpetual, time-traveling ass-rape of my wallet. This particular bastard looks like he’s really enjoying it, too. Well, smirk away, fucker, because at $150 your ass is so far down the list that even Athena can’t make you out.

*sighs* I need to just win the Lottery. Then I can get all my girl-parts removed and bury myself in dolls and maybe even get Lasik and the happy would last me at least a week before the guilt set in.

….its a nice dream, anyway.