I’m liking more of Selena Gomez’ album than I am entirely comfortable with. I’m not sure how much I would have been comfortable with, just…not this much. Its not even like its like “oh, wow, this is surprisingly good!” Nope. I actually had higher expectations, at least in the vocal department. But the crack factor is so very high that I find myself liking chunks of it, anyway. Balls.

Watched the latest Rambo with Mom last night, and sweet holy fuck Sylvester Stallone is massive. Also old, and mopey like a bulldog, but mostly he looks like he could arm-wrestle Atlas and win. And Schoolboy needs his own movie, stat, because marksmanship like that deserves serious sexing, and the only pussy in the damn thing was a bunch of raped kidnapping victims and Julie Benz as the “God will protect me from my own stupid because clearly he has nothing better to do and does not wish us to think things through beforehand” type of Christian. And she was married, so even if she went into a celebrating life sex rampage after all that atrocity, it still wouldn’t have been with Schoolboy, which is just wrong. HOT BRAVE BOYS WITH HOT ACCENTS AND SUPERHUMAN SNIPER SKILLS NEED SEXY REWARDS, WHAT KIND OF CRAP MOVIE DOESN’T KNOW THAT.

Also, Rambo could maybe have used a little loving after all that. He crawled through carnivorous pig shit for you, would a handjob really have been so much to ask?

….I’m really the only person I know who starts an entry talking about a Disney Channel starlet, and then somehow ends it talking about how a hot blonde should be jerking off the overly-buff elderly. There’s special, folks, and then there’s me.