I love how Amazon’s reccomendations are based on the flimsiest logic ever. “You like Queen? You have a Who album? You’ll totally love every 70s rock album EVER.” Uh. No. No, I really won’t. “You like *Nsync? And Backstreet? HERE’S EVERY CHRISTIAN BOYBAND THAT EVER EXISTED.” …….there are not enough words to fully convey how very much no.

And why am I being punished for having a Britney fetish by being recc’ed Mariah Carey, over and over and over again? Its not even the marginally bearable early-Mariah. Its scary, slutty, over-inflated-sense-of-self-worth-and-a-drastically-skewed-bdy-image Mariah. …….okay, yeah, parts of that are a little Brit, but…shut up.

They did get one thing very right, though. This album happens to contain my favorite song of all time, ever, for eternity. But there’s no way I’m paying $15.50 just to have it.