Tom Delonge is a fucking idiot. “OMG, Unforgettable Fire! That was my first U2 album, AND I ESPECIALLY LOVE THESE TWO SONGS THAT AREN’T ON IT AT ALL.” God, just admit you don’t listen to any voice but your own, and you just know the song titles because everyone knows those two songs.

Dude, if I had been that interviewer, the’d have hated me, because I’d have been lecturing them about U2, and pointing out that they are rambling, pretentious jackholes (Tom in particular seems to like sentences that come very close to making sense and then don’t), and that, oh hey — YOU DON’T HAVE TO WRITE POLITICAL SONGS TO SAY SOMETHING. BEING POLITICAL JUST BECAUSE ALL THE COOL KIDS ARE BEING POLITICAL DOESN’T ACTUALLY COUNT AND HAS NO MEANING.

But, y’know, they’re all so caught up in their own worth and their own voice, they’d probably just say, “Yeah, you’re so right. God, I’m glad we’re not like that.”

It would be so nice if someone skullfucked them with a rifle.