I HAVE A LIST, OKAY, AND IT IS LONG ENOUGH WITHOUT YOU PULLING THIS SHIT ON ME. IT DOESN’T EVEN FUCKING LOOK LIKE ROBERT ENGLUND, BUT IT’S FREDDY AND IT’S AWESOME AND FUCK AND ALSO YOU.
Dammit. You’re going at the end of the goddamn list. After the ones I’m still on the fence about, even. After the wallet-raping Tonners, including the blue Glinda. You are going so far down the list that we will live in space ships and no longer use money before I get you. YOU ARE GOING AFTER THE ATHENA I KEEP TELLING MYSELF I’M NOT GETTING.
You- I– You are so awesome.
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