So. Strange and embarrassing confession — I totally dig Jonas. It is so cheesy and lame and WONDERFUL and if it wasn’t for the occasional inserted song, it would be the best thing to happen on the Disney Channel since the Mickey Mouse Club. Or at least Kim Possible. The music thing is a problem, though, because, um. The Jonas Brothers, as a band, they, um. What’s the word. Suck rancid goat feces. Yeah. I mean, Kevin’s pretty good, and Nick’s fine as long as you can keep him behind the drum set, but the kid cannot sing for shit, and Joe is only slightly better. Its like, the difference between wincing and going, “oh, honey, no, please don’t do that” and “stop doing that or I will stop YOU.” Joe is a dying cat, Nick is a dying cat who is being raped and skinned. So…Adam Lambert. BUT THE SHOW. It is awesome. And Kevin? Is the awesomest of all.