Adam Lambert Says Sexuality “Probably” Cost Him Idol Win

No, actually, asshole, IT WAS YOUR INABILITY TO DO A SONG WITHOUT SCREECHING AND/OR WAILING. No, really, songs don’t need that. No, not even the ones with screeching and wailing specifically written into them. You made me fucking hate you, and it wasn’t fair, because you were the only one who understood that no one gives a shit if you’re married, or legally blind, or if your wife died, or if you fuck goats, they just want you to sing and then shut up and get off the stage, because, oh, hey! Its a singing competition.

And you lost, dick-munch, because you could only sing one out of every ten songs, and then spent the other nine doing your impression of a cat jerking off while being skinned alive. Sit down and shut the fuck up already.