I’m trying to remember A) where my Buffy figures are, and B) if I ever had an Angel. I know I had Buffy and the Master — who came as a set, right? I can’t figure out why else I would have the Master — and Giles from the later series with the awesome cemetery base, as well as Spike (who took foreeeveeer, what with the pre-order, and then the store got bought out, and the new place had to through all the old existing shit and blah blah blah there was probably a fucking production delay in there somewhere, it took that long), and I had a boxed set of four figures that was like, two different versions of Xander and Cordelia, because it was the only way you could GET them, and I’m pretty sure I had a Willow, but I cannot for the life of me remember if I had Angel.

I hope I did, because then I could give him to my Sideshow Cordy to cuddle until I can find a Sideshow Angel that does not rape my wallet. It would be so much easier if I wanted the Liam or Angelus versions, but no. I have to have “City Of” Angel. *sighs* Not enough that I’m a dork, I have to be a tool.

On the upside, I did convince my customizer bits that buying Athena to remake would be a Bad Idea. It mostly involved pointing out that she’s a pre-order, with an oh-so-exact projection date of “3rd quarter 2009,” and reminding myself of the Spike Fiasco, and the lesser Asajj Shenanigans. But hey, it worked, right? For now, anyway. Its possible around Christmas I’ll find a review of her at mwctoys.com, and my affection for her will burst into full-on lust, and the psycho within will awake and whisper, “get her for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.” But maybe not. Maybe she will be fugly like the Faith doll, and everything within me will go, “eugh. dodged a bullet, there.”

What? It could happen. It could! Why are you looking at me like that? STOP LAUGHING.