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So…did Vincent Kartheiser lose like, every bet ever? Cause, I’m having a hard time coming up with another explanation for…pretty much his whole head region….
Then again, he is standing just behind Christina Hendricks while she’s wearing a dress that refuses to even attempt to contain her bosom. No, seriously, its like the bodice is presenting her breasts to you, and saying, “Can you believe how incredible these are?” And yes, yes I can. I have seen them before, and they defy this and all other realities.
So clearly, Vincent won one bet, and it was The Most Important Bet of All. Or possibly god was making up for…um…nothing on his IMDB Filmography is bad enough to warrant that level of recompense. Maybe he was born with his dick tied in a knot? I don’t know.
Sweet Jesus. I knew they were big when I first saw her on Firefly, but this is the first outfit I’ve seen that gives a really good view. I said goddamn.
I know, right? Can you imagine being her fiancee? How do you not spend your entire life giggling and motorboating those? I would go up to random people on the street and show them pictures, all, “See her? She’s going to marry me. Also, those are real. I WIN.”
But then, I’m kind of childish that way.