Y’know what I love? When you’re sitting in the living room, reading a book, TV turned down low for background noise, and someone comes in and turns it up really loud. And then, when you’ve sighed and closed the book and said, “I guess I’ll go do something else, then,” and are half-way out of the room, they go, “Oh. Did that disturb you?” GEE, WHATEVER GAVE YOU THAT IDEA? Asshole.