So. Things you may not know wbout the KitCatt — I collect bottles. Mostly beer bottles (love the smell, hate the taste) with a few other random bottles thrown in. My latest one is a Guinness Draft, which is cool, cause unlike my other two which simply have different labels, this one has a unique shape to go with its label. This brings my grand total to 10 beer bottles, 2 wine bottles, 2 root beer bottles that look like beer bottles, 2 imported liquor bottles, and an old fashioned Coca-Cola bottle, which, if used for a weapon would probably cave in someone’s skull before it got a crack. Its supposed to be glass, but I’m pretty sure its actually made of transparent, reinforced steel.

Admittedly, this is a fairly small collection, but when you consider that my idea of a drinking binge involves eight iced coffees with dinner at Chapp’s…it suddenly becomes a bit more impressive. And a hell of a lot odder…..