Further documentation that Michael and I are completely insane:

Miki: *pets* there, there. it’ll be okay. it will. would you like a sledgehammer?

Andy: *grins* oooooh yes please

Miki: ….goddammit, if i’m going to debase myself by going to the official page for a boyband that looks like rejects for the role of harvey dent and don’t even have the correct number of fuckers, i at least want the gallery to be quality, OFFICIAL type fucking photos >.<
Miki: *gives him sledgehammer*

Andy: *sweatdrops* um maybe you need it.

Miki: wait……a 98 degrees site that isn’t a complete eyesore? there’s……something wrong here……..

Andy: RUN. it’s a trap

Miki: i can’t……its….tasteful, and gently colored, and light on the graphics…..i must know why…….

Andy: proceed with caution. there’ll probably be some stuff down.

Miki: *tiny voice* its all working so far….and…..they used thumbnails in the gallery, not the evil “pic 1” text link so many use…..

Andy: good heavens then it’s shangri la of 98 degrees * stupified*

Miki: i…..i’m scared

Andy: so am i. so am I. so scared that porn isn’t even helping me now

Miki: *peers out the window to see if the sky is on fire*

Andy: *looks down do see if earth is being split open*

Andy: *hugs* save me. I see weird people.

Miki: *hugs back* define weird people

Andy: mormon looking people

Miki: *screams and hides*

Andy: my reaction. you have no idea how hard it is to type on a keyboard when you laying on the ground

Miki: *nods* huddled in the crawl space under your desk, and the keyborad is on a sliding tray above you? damn, damn hard to type. but better than being found by the mormons

Andy: very true. very very true.

Miki: *cowers*

Andy: *hides on floor*

Miki: *wishes she had JuJu Bear with her to protect her*

Andy: they’re no where near you. there walking by my house

Miki: so? mormons can teleport by their will alone

Andy: true. it scares me.

Miki: but they can’t come in unless you invite them. like vampires, only evil.

Miki: well…..clowns at any rate.

Andy: true.

Miki: and monkeys

Andy: babboons specifically

Miki: don’t exist. gorillas, tho. and chimpanzees. gorillas are at least honest about being gross and evil. chimps try to confuse you. chimps are all, “look at me i’m little and i imitate you. take me into your home and teach me sign launguage so that i may ingest the bowels of your young.”

Andy: *lmao*

Miki: *blinks repeatedly* i want $36.50

Andy: and why do you want $36.50?

Miki: to further lose my soul

Andy: that’s not an answer

Miki: yes it is

Andy: not one I wanted to hear

Miki: and yet, nonetheless, an answer

Andy: argh.

Miki: *cowers*

Andy: you force me to do this. *drops to knees and begs* please tell me what it is. pretty please

Miki: iwantthemoneysothaticanjoinafanclub

Andy: nsync right?

Miki: *pulls head limbs and all other parts inside her shirt*

Andy: well at least it’s not 98 degress

Andy: that’s not right but it sounds better then the real name

Miki: i said lose my soul, not become one with carson daly

Miki: oh dear god, oh dear god *rips hand off and throws it across the room before she can click*

Andy: what are you doing?

Miki: *watches hand lying on floor across the room, searching for signs of movement* stopping myself from buying things that are just wrong, wrong, and not right

Andy: more boyband stuff huh?

Miki: nsync metal lunchbox >.< i've wanted one ever since i saw 'em at samgoody's in december
Andy: yeah okay that is wrong

Miki: i knoooooooooooooooooow

Miki: wait. did the hand just twitch? *stares very hard at hand*

Andy: it may have. you know hands. can’t exactly control em

Miki: yes. but what really worries me, is that i have been known to channel ash in the past. *pokes hand with a very long stick*

Andy: okay yeah ouch. um kill the hand

Miki: *sets hand on fire*

Andy: make sure it doesn’t like resurect or anything

Miki: hmm. *imbeds a likeness of a naked carrottop on the fried hand*

Andy: I found myself watching 3-2-1 contact. do you know how fucking moronic that show is. and half the shit they were talking about is now in-applacable. *sigh* I also seem to be watching a lot of cooking shows

Miki: i like to watch buffy at 7 am

Andy: so do I. and *bawling* zoids. yes I admit it I watch zoids.

Miki: i watch jackie chan adventures

Andy: I watch …………I watch adult swim.

Miki: ………………………………………i like the Fushigi Yuugi dub

Andy: I bought robotech dvds

Miki: i own sheena

Andy: sheena?

Miki: sheena. oldish movie with tonya roberts as a female tarzan-type. there’s naked waterfall showering, and she dases about in a roughly-made leather bikini thing

Andy: ah. I own both of the conans. the first two evil deads, and red sonja. and beastmaster. you can’t get any dumber then beastmaster

Miki: i own the second and third evil deads, and i’ve seen all three beastmaster films. trust me, they get dumber.

Andy: beastmaster. movie talk for. ‘we couldn’t think of anything, so eh will shit on camera and call it a movie.’

Miki: *lol*

Andy: *sigh* I own the ninja turtles soundtrack.

Miki: i own the on the line soundtrack

Andy: better then ninja turtles

Andy: and you got the whole lance bass thing going.

Miki: true. and joey gets like, entire songs. did you know he can actually sing? but still………….meredith edwards is on it. meredith edwards, michael. lance’s little country protege. how wrong is that?

Andy: very much so. but not as wrong as *pulls out tape* surf ninjas

Miki: *falls over laughing*