Everytime I think I’m the dumbest mofo on the planet, someone goes out of their way to prove me wrong. Jesus H Fucking Christ on a retarded pony. I…ow, alright? Just fucking OW.

In high school I used to have this saying, “Sometimes I think the world should just blow up…but then something good comes on the radio.” Now, its, “Sometimes I think. The world should just blow up.”