There should be chocolate. Where is the chocolate? WOMAN! Bring forth the CHOCOLATE!!
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That probably would’ve worked better if I actually had a woman. Or chocolate.
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So, yay. I’m hot, and my emotions are all over the place, so I feel tired even tho I haven’t done anything, and I’m not sure if I’m melting or crying, and I need to be working, and instead I’m online and downloading j-pop for the eight millionth time this week, and that is no easy feat, what with it only being 2am Tuesday. On the upside, Billy Idol’s on Storytellers this week. ^_________^ sounds like morning musume, “love machine”
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I can’t go to see Megs’ blog anymore. ;_; I get this bizarro message: “Communications exception (-336).” Can someone please tell me what the frack that means?!? Oh, my god, I curbed my cursing! The world must be coming to an end! Fleeeeeeeeeeeeee!! Oh, by the by. This place is going to be moving. To my domain. *bounces and giggles* Ok, sorry, I just like saying that. Its also, if the gods are kind, and the lovable, huggable Tou-chan’s Muses are co-operative, going to get a new name. Because I’ve never been completely happy with “dancing Queen” — yes, LOWER case “d” people, altho the ABBA song caused the name, its not in this instance, about a queen of dancing, but rather the band Queen….dancing. Anyway. I was never totally sold on the name, and y’know, there’s another blog called “Dancing Queen,” so just that much more of a reason to change it. Hopefully Tou-chan can come up with something good, cause everything I come up with is from something, and while I like them, I can never definitively say, “Yeah. That’s the name. Perfecto.” ………….not that I say perfecto, anyway, but um. I never did completely get over Heathers. sounds like david bowie, “as the world falls down”
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There’s nothing like having people thinner than you tell the world they’re fat. >.< Let me tell you how violently I did not fucking need that right now. I’ve been walking around all day, apologizing for my fucking existence, and trying my best not to burst into tears because folks, the only thing worse than crying, is crying in front of people. The highlight of my day? A pretty little blonde girl smiled shyly and waved in my direction at the Giant. No, no. Not at me. No. Pretty blonde girls do not smile and wave at me. They don’t even see me. Tall males with problems such as severe idiocy, alcoholism, and complete lack of sarcasm or taste; now THEY like me. They fucking love me. Which just proves what I’ve always said: God doesn’t hate me. He just doesn’t like me, either.
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I’d like to sleep. And cry for a very long time. And never cry again. And be as smart as people think I am. I’d like to just stop. I’d really, really like for Amelia to be here…..
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…………………………….is there a reason why I’m not asleep yet?
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Meggy’s all away for the weekend. You know what that means, right? Exactly! No Saturday morning romp for the Catt-chan. No pounces! No nuzzles! No little bites! No smoochies! ;_; On the upside, Megs will be within stalking distance of a number of highly lick people from Buffy the Vampire Slayer. Jealous? Me? Completely. I’m just not entirely sure which side I’m jealous of. *eg* sounds like mononoke hime, “the legend of ashitaka”
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In the beginning, there was Freedrive, and it was cool. There were 20megs of free, online storage space. Then, one day, Freedrive changed to 50megs, still free, and you could save things from online into your Freedrive, just by entering the URL, which none of the other free storage services were doing, and that was faboo. And then, after some time had passed, Freedrive realized this was the not the most financially intelligent move they had ever made, and announced that their free service was going back to 20megs, and anything you had over that you’d better download in the next 60 days or kiss it goodbye. And that was sucky, but you understood, and either grumbled and forked over the cash, or grumbled and starting downloading. And then, after a bit more time had passed, they announced that their free service was taking a dive to only 5megs, and once again, it was move it or lose it. You see, what they didn’t know — or perhaps simply did not care — was that the reason a “review” of their “Freedrive Test Drive users” showed that 5megs would be just fine, was because the only people who still used their lame asses were people who didn’t really use or need storage space, anyway, and those who were just broke little fuckheads. Take a wild guess which category your storyteller falls under. So. Freedrive. Cool to faboo to suck to Evil Useless Motherfuckers in under three years. And what is our moral, children? Yes, that’s right. Kill them all. Who said Xena wasn’t educational?
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The air-conditioning is on. This is a major feat in my house. But then, this afternoon, my mother actually looked at me for a moment, and then said I was drippy. *lol* Thanks, Mom. Observation Girl, that’s her. Nah, I love her. She’s sweet and smart and cheerful without being annoying, and oh, yeah, she turned on the AC. *cheers* ………….alright, this person will probably be going to hell. But once there, they will get the good apartment where the air actually works on Tuesdays, and there’s only one annoying neighbor, and while the balcony doors are wielded shut, they do provide a stunning view of heaven, and every year on their birthday, the big S will let them choose who has to have sex with Carson Daly that year. ;_; All I get to do is drive the bus…..
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