*blinks* My mouto looks like Chloe Sevigny.

Wish I looked like somebody…..

……….ok, see, when watching the giant bat with the rough, croaky voice, it never occurred to me that he’d be the skinny, balding white guy who replaced French Stewart. It just kind of kills the magic for me.

*blinks quietly for several minutes* Is it me, or am I asleep?

please make it stop sounding like dance dance revolution, “bumble bee”

Michael Shanks.

Lexa Doig.

Naked.

Kissing.

Full color.

Is it any wonder I’m a goddamn sci-fi slut?

still sounds like dance dance revolution, “bumble bee”

I have won a “free 20oz Coca-Cola product.” Schweet.

I am addicted to Rose Revolution. Tatiana-san is my new goddess. ^^

38 minutes till Stargate SG1. Will I watch? Hmm…..

I’m kind of non-linear this evening, aren’t I?

I watched my Widescreen! Director’s Cut! version of Army of Darkness earlier. I was leaving puddles of melted flesh on the furniture, so my mom told me to go down to the family room and watch a video, since it was cooler there. And since a couple months ago, my Melly-sama had bought me AoD — on account of it being my fave Evil Dead movie, even if it isn’t the best one, and her being a Best Buy slut — and I had yet to watch it for some unfathomable reason, I grabbed it and sloshed down. It was pretty shib, all in all, I like widescreen shit, and y’know, Bruce Campbell, so happies. And it had a few things that weren’t in the normal version, and it even included four cut scenes after the credits, AND it had the original ending, which while not as amusing as the used one, was much more in keeping with the kind of time Ash had been having in the series. The part that killed it for me? They ditched my favorite line. >.< For those that haven’t seen it, there’s a sequence that ends in Ash having an evil double (two Bruces! SCHWING!). Ash is somewhat puzzled by this, altho he shouldn’t be by now, and so Evil Ash explains that “I’m Bad Ash. You’re Good Ash. You’re a little goody two shoes, that’s what you are! Little goody two shoes, little goody two shoes!” And then proceeds to dance about and use Ash like a Rock-Em Sock-Em toy. So when he gets a little too into the dancing about part, Ash draws his shotgun, and shoots his double square in the mouth, and then proceeds into My Favorite Line: “Good. Bad. I’m the guy with the gun.” And they cut it. And do you know what they replaced it with? “I’m not that good.” *stares silently for several minutes before belching loudly* sounds like the montgomery cliffs, “wednesday girl”

Billy Idol and message boards are not terribly conductive to working. They are fun as fucking shite, tho.

Ne, but I really do need to just finish Spike Can Kick and upload it, cause the layout I’ve been procrastinating over for the last month is actually — dare I say it? — cool. Or, y’know, significantly cooler than what we have, which is good enough. I just don’t want to work on anything really, y’know? Or, I do, but everything seems blah and uninspiring.

And my dad is all fucking like, “there’s a new computer store at the Galleria, and they’re looking for help.” And you just try and explain to a man who not only can barely make the mouse work sufficiently to get online, but also needs written directions to do so, that being a web slut doesn’t mean you know a thrice-damned thing about computers. The ability to make graphics and write HTML does not make you a computer expert. I have no idea how computers work. I don’t give a rats ass how they work. You do this, and this happens as a result. That’s the extent of my knowledge. You start going into gig space and RAM speed, and my eyes start to twitch, and the best you can hope is that I’m too busy fantasizing how to kill you to actually do it. Its completely over my head, and I’m happy that way.

I mean, Fucking Christ, man, just cause a girl can program the VCR doesn’t mean she understands how it goes about recording, or precisely what difference four heads make over two. Get a blighted clue, won’t you? Gaea and Isis save me….

sounds like billy idol, “dancing with myself”