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Friday, May 30, 2003
My face hurts. And I miss Melly. And the maternal unit. And an army of fuckwads are coming to see the house between 5 and 8 tonight.
On the upside, skin me... is all Shakirafied, now.
:: at the tone, the time will be 3:25 PM ::
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Friday, May 23, 2003
There is no good reason for me to like Surf Girls. There isn't.
.........wet slinky girls in bikinis is not a good reason, dammit!
:: at the tone, the time will be 6:15 PM ::
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Wednesday, May 21, 2003
Michael: I'll stop talking now if you want
Catt: nah, its cool. if you do that, i'll start doing scary things like popstar layouts and composing Ruben/Lance porn in my head
Michael: *brain melts*
Catt: *lol*
Michael: *dead mikey*
Catt: 
Michael: *ghost mikey* Ruben bad.
Catt: *tiny voice* i like ruben, he's cool
Michael: sorry it was the thought of him doing lance or vice versa. kinda scary that.
Catt: mmm. it helps if you focus on writhing la-chan.
Michael: that would do it.
:: at the tone, the time will be 1:06 AM ::
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Monday, May 19, 2003
You are Cypher, from "The Matrix."
Selfish, disllusioned, you are misguided at times.
You deviate from the "right" path.
What Matrix Persona Are You?
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:: at the tone, the time will be 3:23 AM ::
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Tuesday, May 13, 2003
Only one more episode after tonight, and then we can all sit back and erase the horror from our minds.
...............this is going to blow so many diseased goats, yo.
:: at the tone, the time will be 6:13 AM ::
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Sunday, May 11, 2003
Watched Catch Me If You Can last night with my mom. It was pretty good. Abagnale had balls of steel, yo. And. Genuis of a very strange kind. Which is the kind of genuis I like most, anyways.
Hm. Anyway. Got bored, went here, took the Are You a Hit-Obsessed Weblogger? quiz, because I'm that cool. And that bored. I scored ten out of a hundred, which means precisely dick, but translates to this:
10 points is in the 0 through 19 precent
TYPE I (HIT-IGNORANT). You don't care much about hits because you don't do the weblog thing for an audience. You do it for yourself. If other people like what you write, that's cool. If not, you don't give a damn as long as you're having fun. You don't think anyone would be interested in what you have to say anyway.
That's probably one of the most accurate tests I've ever taken. Not nearly as entertaining as the boyband bodyparts quizzes, tho. *lol*
sounds like shedaisy, "lucky 4 you (tonight i'm just me)"
:: at the tone, the time will be 11:28 PM ::
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Saturday, May 10, 2003
I'm trying to tell myself that soft pretzels are not an acceptable dinner, but myself doesn't seem to be listening.
sounds like brian littrell, "one last cry (live)"
:: at the tone, the time will be 7:34 PM ::
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Friday, May 09, 2003
My face feels like there's a lining of venomous puss between my skin and my skull, with strategically-placed balloons that just randomly inflate and deflate.
Sinuses eat serious anus, yo.
:: at the tone, the time will be 5:15 PM ::
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On the one hand, this isn't wrong. On the other....LOSS IS NOT AN EMOTION! You dumb fuck.
You are Loss.
Your life defines tragedy. You have experienced
great hardships on an unimaginable scale and it
has jaded your view of life.
What Emotion Are You?
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:: at the tone, the time will be 12:20 AM ::
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Wednesday, May 07, 2003
Two more episodes and Buffy is over.
It pains me that I'm grateful for that.
:: at the tone, the time will be 2:17 AM ::
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Tuesday, May 06, 2003
Dude, Secret Agent Barbie is kicking my ass. Yeah, I know, behold my lame. But seriously, yo. It plays a lot like Prince of Persia, only in this, you can't fight and kill the guards, you have to sneak past them using various "secret agent items." The diamond ring of invisibility is pretty fucking useful. The robotic dog is not. Only, the ring needs time to recharge, and it doesn't render you invisible that long, so you have to time it, and run.
And of course, when they see you, your meter goes down, and when it hits zero, your cover is blown.
Yeah. You try keeping your cover when you're a six-foot-two blonde in a powder blue catsuit (with royal blue racing stripes and sleeves!) running around a historical district of China. >.<
sounds like richard gere & ensemble, "we both reached for the gun"
:: at the tone, the time will be 4:53 PM ::
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Monday, May 05, 2003
*blinks repeatedly* Well. That was unexpected.
:: at the tone, the time will be 3:07 AM ::
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Sunday, May 04, 2003
Ack. We went and saw "Chicago" today. And. Dude. I heart this movie, so much. I. Ack. Love everyone in it. And, the number for my favorite song? "We Both Reached For the Gun," if you're curious. Insane, yo. Love it. I even loved Richard Gere, and I have never really been a fan.
Although, admittedly, part of my brain kept replacing him with Kevin Richardson, and then cackling until it turned to goo. But still. Richard ruled.
Catherine Zeta Jones has my undying respect. Doing that shit when you're pregnant. I couldn't even do it in my dreams.
And. The pineapple heiress? Was that Lucy Liu, or have I completely lost my mind? oO;;
I need this when it hits video. Seriously. Mad in love. Hee!
And. Queen Latifah is hot, yo.
:: at the tone, the time will be 7:19 PM ::
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I might, possibly, have submitted to the Make Over Fanlisting. Maybe. Just out of sheer, squeeing glee that I'm not the only one who adores that song, you understand. No other reason. Certainly not. hee! *hides*
:: at the tone, the time will be 5:42 AM ::
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Friday, May 02, 2003
Lucifer. The most misunderstood of all the ArchAngels,
you're most like the ArchAngel of Light. You've seen the
darkside and have opted for something better. You need
better press, though chances are no one will really understand your motives.
Which ArchAngel are you most like?
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:: at the tone, the time will be 11:23 PM ::
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Thursday, May 01, 2003
RANSH! hee!
:: at the tone, the time will be 12:13 AM ::
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