Vin Diesel looks damn good in a suit. Not that this surprises me, as he looks damn good in a bit and chains, as well, but, hey, muscles and dressing up do not always combine well.
So…yes, I did rent Boiler Room just for him. I mean, jesus, people, who else would I rent it for? Giovanni Ribisi? Don’t get me wrong, the little maggot has talent, but could he possibly mutter and slur his lines a little bit more? Please? What with him being the main character and all, its not like we want or need to understand what he’s saying. >.< It pains me to say this, but Gio, take a few lessons from Ben Affleck. Yes, he's grotesque and overrated, but the boy can E-NUN-CI-ATE. On the other hand, Gio's way of speaking did serve to make Vin look that much more luscious. Let's face it, would you rather listen to a guy with a nondescript voice who you can only sometimes make out, or a guy whose voice sounds like nothing so much as a big cat purring, and understands that most words have consonants? ...........and y'know, it was just painful how much of an ending that movie didn't have.







































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