I am mental gimp. *sighs* Still, at least my toenails look pretty. *shows everyone her black with red and silver glitter painted toenails* I felt girly this afternoon. It happens sometimes. ^^

And how come people react so oddly when I tell them I go barefoot most of the time? I mean, sure, shoes are great if you’re going somewhere where there’s pavement, or that they’re required, but honestly? When it comes to comfort levels, there’s just no contest. Also, feet are more agile. Much easier to get toeholds when your toes are actually out there to grab hold with. *nods*

………….it occurs to me that the opening statement could use some expounding, but I’m kind of embarrassed by my own idiocy, so we’re going to leave it. I am a mental gimp, thank you for coming.

And if you’ll excuse me, I saw Carrottop in an AT&T; commercial, and must now burn all the phone lines in the house before his evil can spread further. Thank you, and please return for the eight o’clock show, in which my cat’s head will spin completely around before flying up her ass. Ja!