I need a haircut. I’m actually thinking of just grabbing handfuls and lopping them off, and if my fingers happen to get lopped off as well, then that is simply the price I must pay.

Except, y’know, my hair’s only a like, two or three inches long, so I don’t exactly HAVE handfuls of it.

And it occurs to me that a girl who actually wants her hair cut to within an inch of its life….maybe should never have been a girl at all.

sounds like david bowie, “nature boy”