Y’know, I gotta wonder. Does Ewan McGregor find himself leaving an interview and suddenly going, “Ah, fuck, I hope he knew I was kidding……” Cause he really does have a very nice sense of humor, and he does a gorgeous deadpan. And I’m thinking….reporters are idiots. He probably just goes right over their heads. Poor them.

You realize of course, that I’m now going to be bombarded with emails from irate reporters. Or, y’know, I would, if my email was actually on this page. Hahaha, bastiches. *waves hand mystically* I am not the Catt-chan you seek.

……….ne, you think they bought that?

sounds like 31 seconds of ewan mcgregor singing “come what may” on repeat. for an hour.