Man, the things I do for 50 points from MyPoints. I swear, Gather is like they took MySpace, made it about twice as confusing, and then upped the pretentious factor by a hundred. On the upside, they have totally eliminated the teenie factor, and that’s always good.

But honestly? I am so not grown-up enough for that place. Look at me, I talk about boybands and pop princesses, and rerooting Barbie dolls, and video games. My last post was about watching an interview with a naked blonde. Who has sex on film. For a living.

….probably a pretty good living, actually. If I had her legs and her boob job, I would totally have sex on film for a living, too. And probably spend the rest of my time dancing in front of a mirror.

I think I need to stop posting when I’m ass-tired, y’all.