Alright. Fine. I GIVE, OKAY? I would actually kind of like a DS. I like the whole “Brain Age” thing, or…whateverthefuck its called. Look, I’m ass-tired and reading Clex fic, my brain is basically soup. The point is — I would totally sit and play it, and actually probably not be annoyed by the dual screens. Are you happy now, Nintendo? Get the fuck off my lawn, already.

Its kind of a moot point, anyway, because if even had $130, I would totally spend it on something else. And we will not even the discuss the $340 they want for the limited edition FF3 version. That’s a third of the custom HP slimline that I lust for. A FUCKING THIRD. AND ITS NOT EVEN A SHADE OF BLUE.

And on a completely unrelated note, the look on Asshat’s face when he gets the text message telling him that his free ride is over and oh, yeah, Brit’s hot again IS THE BEST THING EVER. It will never not be awesome, folks.

All I want for Christmas is for Angie to dump Brad for Brit, and the two of them to release 812384313135434688413138413 sextapes. Dear God and Santa, pleaseandthankyou! adoringly, Catt. PS: meloveyoulongtimenocharge!