Usually, I am not very girly. I don’t like shopping, I hate makeup, my hair is ubershort because honestly, I just can’t be assed to do anything with it. And shoes? Forget it, man. There is no godly reason for a human being to ever have more than six pairs at a time, and I’m being generous with that number.

But these. Oh. They make all my little girly bits sit up and beg. They don’t come in my size, and I doubt I could ever walk in a heel like that, anyway, but oh how I love them.

If I had sex, I would totally give it up for those boots.