Do you think Brad Pitt realizes what an egotistical asshat this makes him look like? Like the people who are against it are suddenly going to stand up and go “Oh no, Schmuck McDouchebag refuses to wed Sexy O’Philanthropist until we approve gay marriage! This changes my entire belief system!” Excuse my flashback, but as if.

Also, hey, this stance may have held some small symbolic meaning IF ONLY YOU HAD NOT PREVIOUSLY BEEN MARRIED, DICKWAD. Sit down and shut the fuck up already.