Y’know, I didn’t really care when Ashlee Simpson got her nose job (I think she looks cute with both noses). And I never really understood the criticism that it somehow made her look more like Jessica (because…really, have you SEEN Jessica’s profile? She does not have the perfect little slope that Ashlee paid for, she has a smaller version of Ashlee’s original hook).

But this new photoshoot makes me sad, because apparently she stopped being adorable and flawed and goofy, and turned into Citrus Princess Barbie.

And, hey, randomly…why is Suri Cruise Asian?