If anybody who stumbles this way is interested, I’ve got “Advent Children” screencaps at my LJ. In fact, I’ve got them even if you’re not curious. Amazing, I know. Just a warning, they’re a little heavy on the Tifa. And the Reno. There’s hardly any Sephiroth.

Why? BECAUSE HE SPENT THE WHOLE MOVIE BEING HIS OWN WHINY LITTLE SISTERY BROTHER. Also, we get it, okay, Seph’s gorgeous and kick-ass. WE KNOW. He also has a sword that positively screams “I have a microscopic penis.” We know that, too. Honestly, the only thing new and exciting Seph had going was George Newbern, who I love long time five dolla, and who sounded nothing like his usual self. Honestly, if I ever meet him, I’m going to tell him that he saved Sephiroth, and that he came this close >< to stealing my twelve-year-old heart from John Cusack. Neither of which he’ll care about, but I bet you he’ll be really nice about not caring. In other news? This is the best t-shirt ever.