May is so annoying on the M_A list. 60% percent of it is “Qui catches Obi jerking off, and then they become lovers.” Then you’ve got 20% “Qui/Obi masturbates, isn’t caught by anyone,” and about 15% is a mixture of “They masturbate together” and “They’re established lovers and one watches the other” stories, and finally you’ve got like, 5% that’s new installments in WIPs that you may or may not be following, and may or may not stick in scenes that fall under one of the other percentiles in honor of the MMoM.

Its just…boring. I know some people have a kink for it, and its fine now and then, and I could even get behind a week of masturbation stories. But 31 days of it is just tiresome.