Dude. I. Okay, so, KoL. Got Kmail the other day by a newbie who’d joined my clan, wanting to know how you get a Mr. Accessory. Okay, no problem, takes like, three minutes to answer his question, and its better than sending him to the forums and having him fall victim to the shitheads who like to tell newbies to kill the hermit, or the slightly-less-shitty-heads who like to respond with haiku clues because they have a driving need to feel intellectually superior.

I log in today, and he’s proposed a trade — 3 mariachi pants for my Ms. Accessory. Mariachi pants. A default item for Accordion Thieves. Auto-sell value of 1 meat. You can fish them out of the sewer. And he wants to know if I’ll trade an item that goes for $10, or a few million meat for 3 of them. What the fuck kind of sense is that? To even propose it? Especially after I had. just. told. him. what it took to get one. So he knew I knew their value. I just. The sense, there is none.