YOU GUUUUUUUUUUUUUYS. Youguysyouguysyouguys! Tonner’s doing Hawkwoman. LOOK AT HER WINGS, Y’ALL. So. Awesome.

The outfit’s totally unfortunate, but its also totally accurate. Shayera needs a make-over like, twenty years ago. Put in a call in to Supergirl’s people, hon, they can hook a superheroine up.

And her face! It…um…kind of looks like Carrie Fisher, actually. Not in a bad way, but c’mon, imagine her with brown hair and a white outfit, and doesn’t she totally remind you of Medal Ceremony Leia? SHE DOES, YOU KNOW SHE DOES. Which is cool, ’cause that’s my favorite Leia. Totally makes up for the wonk-eye the prototype’s sporting.

Really, the only downside is her lack of weapon, but Tonner skips those a lot of the time, and dude, I’m pretty sure she wields a mace. Of the hammerly, I-will-bludgeon-you-into-next-week variety, not the chain-with-a-handle-and-spiky-ball variety. I could MAKE that shit. I…I do not need my Tonner wishlist to be growing. Sideshow is enough of a problem. Just…go do a line I’m not interested in for a while, would you? Fuckers.