When I take over the world, any game that requires you to go somewhere will come with a map. Prehaps several. Color-coded. With easy-to-read labels like, “Completed quest #____? Great. GO HERE NOW. dumbass.“

Also? People will be shot for posting “This game sucks” as a review for a strategy guide. This is not the place, son. No, really, its not. And frankly, that’s not a review, anyway, that’s an opinion. A review would be, “This sucks, and here’s why…”.

And finally, slow, painful, drawn-out deaths to everyone who posts a “review” consisting of “OMG LIEK WHY WUD U EVEN NEED THIS ITZ NOT HRD U CAN C TEH CHESTS JUST OPNE TH3M!!!one!” I just. Ow. Just. Don’t breed. I beg of you.