I’m sure anyone who cares and is over sixteen is having the same “oh, lord, she’s really that stupid” reaction as I am.

But then it occurs to me — nono, Beebee is stupider. She married an unemployed bucket of skank and her primary residence is in California. And didn’t she poopoo a prenup? So…anything she makes until he leaves her for a hotter chick, or she gets bored enough to have her mama call the lawyer…he’ll get half of.

That. I. Just how many times do you think Lynn dropped her on her head as a baby, anyway?