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No. No, I’ve never “heared” of a story like that. In fact, I’ve never heard of anyone who “heared” of a story like that, or who, in fact, “heared” at all. You shitbrained scum on the patch of fermenting piss in the genepool, you.

Ugh. I. Dude, its not like I’m smart or anything, but sweet fucking jesus, I’m like Einstein, here.