I’m kind of freaked out by this picture. I have a fairly Heathers standpoint on TimberTrick in general (“Heather, I don’t have anything against Martha Dunstalk.” “You don’t have anything for her, either.”), but that just. Yeah.

I mean, okay, Justin’s ages are hard to pinpoint, because he’s one of those people who does not age so much as he just changes size. You can narrow down timeframes using his hairstyle, presence or lack of scruff, and just how oversized his hands are, but honestly, outside of those factors, he’s looked exactly the same since he was like, 15.

Chris on the other hand, while he still has many little boy traits, has also discernibly aged since the group started. And what we are looking at here is extreme baby!sync. Chris is in the soft-pretty hair stage prior to the braids&dreads; phase, and has not yet grown facial hair in self-defense. It was a period when he at times looked disarmingly pretty…and then the rest of the time looked like a vaguely Latino ratboy escapee from a porn that you would pay to avoid seeing.

This shot, sadly, takes place in one of the latter moments. The outfit’s not helping. And he’s so…intent, and about six seconds from pouncing Juss’ ass. Juss’ baby, bus-schooled, mama’s-standing-backstage, doesn’t-even-have-pubes-yet ass. Its. I. Ew, okay? Just, ew.