Michael: I’ll stop talking now if you want

Catt: nah, its cool. if you do that, i’ll start doing scary things like popstar layouts and composing Ruben/Lance porn in my head

Michael: *brain melts*

Catt: *lol*

Michael: *dead mikey*

Catt:

Michael: *ghost mikey* Ruben bad.

Catt: *tiny voice* i like ruben, he’s cool

Michael: sorry it was the thought of him doing lance or vice versa. kinda scary that.

Catt: mmm. it helps if you focus on writhing la-chan.

Michael: that would do it.