Dude, Secret Agent Barbie is kicking my ass. Yeah, I know, behold my lame. But seriously, yo. It plays a lot like Prince of Persia, only in this, you can’t fight and kill the guards, you have to sneak past them using various “secret agent items.” The diamond ring of invisibility is pretty fucking useful. The robotic dog is not. Only, the ring needs time to recharge, and it doesn’t render you invisible that long, so you have to time it, and run.

And of course, when they see you, your meter goes down, and when it hits zero, your cover is blown.

Yeah. You try keeping your cover when you’re a six-foot-two blonde in a powder blue catsuit (with royal blue racing stripes and sleeves!) running around a historical district of China. >.< sounds like richard gere & ensemble, “we both reached for the gun”