Proof that I am four — I want this. Well, honestly, I only really want the white Porsche, the boxter I’d probably just resell. But the Barbie Porsche is from, like, 1991, man, and. Its Lilah’s car! Its so Lilah’s car.

Amelia’s the only one who knows what the fuck I’m on about. But. Ack. Want. Waaaaaaaaaaant.

And, um. I’m not downloading caps of Backstreet Boy videos. Really. I swear. I’m so lying, that I’m actually telling the truth. Sort of.