Because I really enjoy posting chat snippets, and if nothing else, Michael and I are never boring….

Meow: if i were an actress, do you see me as more playing the “buffy” type, or more the “ten things i hate about you” type? ………i can’t believe i need help taking a quiz

Andy: hmmm well I don’t really see you as the “self absorbed, lets save the trees, whiny bitch” so we’ll go with buffy

Meow: *LOL* no, neither do i. especially since in the ten things quiz, i got patrick. which works. everyone thought he ate live chickens, i spent high school as satan.

Andy: yeah that works out as a pretty good match.

Meow: i thought so

Meow: ew, how the fuck did i get alicia silverstone? dude. i….assuming you could actually force me into one of her movies, i would never have played the parts she did

Andy: also being the whiny bitch just isn’t you. your more of a ‘stare at them until they burst into flames’ type to me.

Meow: *LOL* so really if i was any of the possibilities, i’d have been christina ricci

Andy: yeah probably.

Meow: only, y’know. i’ve have treated Sleepy Hallow like a spoof film instead of playing it serious. so its probably good that i’m not an actress.

Andy: actually that would have made the film enjoyable.

Meow: alright, apparently my perfect teen movie involves kirsten dunst and mila kunis in bikinis. i’m okay with this.

Andy: as well you should be. hell I’d be happy with it.

Meow: i think everyone with eyes and a pulse would be

Andy: yeah. eliza dushku couldn’t hurt either.

Meow: so, so true

Andy: cause then you could have another scene like that in bring it on.

Meow: at the carwash. yes. indeed. yum.

Andy: indeed. hell put in a couple of other people and that could be the entire fucking movie.

Meow: sounds good to me

Andy: cause yeah. you throw in shannon elizabeth, and that black haired girl from not another teen movie and I’m all set.

Meow: mia kirshner? dude, yes. love her. and. wow, that would be a nice film.

Andy: yes. that’s the name and um yeah. good, good film that would be.

Meow: they could just call it “YAY!” and everyone would understand

Andy: indeed. when we take over we shall make that movie.

Meow: dude, fuck this icq ad. who the fuck goes to all the trouble of putting together and then paying for the time to run a web ad, and then can’t even spell the only specified celeb’s name? its like those fucking drumline ads on the tv that insist on mentioning that jc’s on the soundtrack, and then say his name “CHAH-zez”

Andy: okay see they should die.

Meow: i know! messily! because hello, does jc look hispanic to you?

Andy: no, no he doesn’t .

Meow: and well he shouldn’t, what with him being fucking FRENCH. so french that he has family in the motherland. so why, when they’re paying for a spot and the guy doesn’t look hispanic, do they use the hispanic pronunciation instead of just asking someone how to say it?

Andy: because they’re fucking nuts, and want to cotton up to the ethinic community?

Meow: ……….yeah, probably

Meow: someone explain to me why i’m reading a pink/britney fic

Andy: so what you doing now?

Meow: *points up*

Andy: um wait…..someone actually wrote a pink/brittney fic………my god I’m sorry. my bad ficness has rubbed off on you.

Meow: i’m especially worried because tiffany rawlins is generally a pretty good writer. its just….pink/britney? i….

Andy: pink doesn’t like brittney does she? I thought she said that once.

Meow: nearly every female singer between 15 and 25 has made some noise about how they don’t want to be like britney, and occasionally tosses in an insult. i’m kind of confused, tho, because why precisely do they not want a lot of money and a famous ex who thought they walked on water and helped their career?

Andy: not sure. i think they’re using brittney as a masthead for the entire female pop world. as girl pop did have a large resurgance when she came up.

Meow: true. altho christina seems set on being the one who kills it

Andy: and a good job she’s doing too.

Meow: yes. it makes me want to cower behind the human wufei

Andy: I doubt even the human wufei could protect you from that much vileness.

Meow: um. maybe if we had the human wufei and em together?

Andy: that could work. but I still wouldn’t feel safe without like danzig around.

Meow: and maybe all of D12. but only after they’ve been pumped full of drugs and told that she killed their dogs and their mothers

Andy: *hides eyes from screen* GODDAMN.

Meow: eep

Andy: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/Troy/6254/tribe.html this is why we must take over. don’t bother reading the words. it just makes the hurting worse

Meow: GAH! *falls to the ground* holy fuck, that’s like an atom bomb. dude, is my skull pulsating?

Andy: it very well could be. I mean……why? why would anybody want neon, holyshitmyeyes, green

Meow: oh, man. i think that actually disintegrated several key areas of my brain on contact. holy fuck-me shit.

Andy: indeed. I mean and what’s worse is that the fucking moron expects you to be able to read the the tiny little letters against that.

Meow: at this point, i’m just thankful that the text wasn’t white, or bright orange. god, my eyes and forehead feel like someone beat them for several hours with a dead bunny

Andy: *lmao* sorry.

Meow: s’alright. if i wasn’t currently feeling it, i assure you i would find it funny myself

Andy: it goes away after a couple of minutes. just look at some black for awhile.